11:31 PM
my body: let’s retire to bed, now!
my mind: wait, let’s play some more
my left eye: ok, signing out folks
right eye: don’t you dare!
my right hand: that’s it! i’m shuting down the computer!
my left hand: nooo!!! cancel!
my stomach: eerr… excuse me, hello? dinner?
my brain: scheduled maintenance in 10 minutes, quit all programs
my left ear: psst, hey, brain, be kind and give the man a break will ya!
and then finally,
my wife: go to bed, now!
me: yes dear… <bleep> zzz.. zzz… zzz……
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